February 12, 2003

  • A few quotes from last night...


    "Oh god!  The ant!  It's crawling into my sleeve!  Stop it Tiffanie!  Stop it!"


     "I can't!  IT'S REJECTING THE PAPER!" 


    "Smeagle get's right to the point...'Do it...'"


    "Hey, if we combine both our fortunes...it means that not only will we be happy, we'll have secure retirements in the future!  Social Security won't run out!  High-fives all around."


    (side note:  only Tiff high-fives me.  The guys just sit there with their endless shifty eyes...hey, you can't judge me!...YOU DON'T KNOW ME!  YOU DON'T KNOW ME!  WHATEVER!  WHATEVER!  SHUT THE F--- UP!  [trashy talk-show reference])


    Daniel, talking about the circumference of the lip of a cup:  "This is the conversation...(making a tangent off the cup with his finger)...this is a Tiff and Loretta!" 


    "Tiffanie...TURN IT ON!"  (Tiffanie's face becomes stone-like and melancholy...see almost any one of her ID photos for an example!)


    **--**foogray**--**

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