March 8, 2003

  • As some of you know, Tiffanie and I like to eat small, fluffy, cute animals.  Bunnies, Puppies, and Kittens (and I kinda like baby birds, as long as they're small and have cute little birdy feathers...like baby penguins!  **drool**).  But what Tiffanie and I have agreed upon is that they have to be consumable within one bite.  As Tiffanie put it, "You can't just eat half a bunny.  Half a bunny isn't cute.  You must be able to eat it in one bite for it to still be cute."  So in Tiff's and my little strawberry world,


    CUTE = EDIBLE


    This peach cylindrical house that is across the street of our future house is one of the many objects of Tiffanie's affections, HOWEVER, even though IT IS CUTE, it is NOT EDIBLE.  Because it is impossible to eat a house within one bite, no matter how peachy or cylindrical it is.


    One other thing, my roommate is so goddamn lazy.  Not the roommate that lives in my room with me, but one of the other girls that lives in the adjacent room.  She's lying down on the couch watching TV (where, might I add, she has been fucking lying for the last 5 hours, seriously), and someone knocks on the door.  First of all, I don't like opening doors b/c I am not friends with anyone in my building so people are never here to see me; second of all, SHE was closer to the door than I was.  So as this guy is ringing the doorbell, she makes absolutely no effort to move.  That makes me so mad.  Why is it that I am the only one who opens doors?  Even my roommate (that lives in the same room as me) doesn't move when our doorbell is rung.  So goddamn lazy.


    (anger level rising...ok Loretta, stay cool, stay cool...I am now centered...ANGER LEVEL STILL RISING!)


    I can't wait to go to Glendale and shop and eat at the Olive Garden.  And then we'll go to Pet Love, or whatever, and eat bunnies.  We'll probably also steal bunnies and stuff them into our shirts to serve as snacks for later.


    Oh yeah, Brian and I are also going to go watch the culture show on tomorrow.  How exciting!  I get to watch the cool wushu kids, and apparently some chinese dance, lion dancing, and some theatre something.  Yay!


    **--**Lor**--**

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