March 13, 2003
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Oh my precious Tiffanie is off to explore the wonders of Europe. I tried to call you Tiff, but your phone was off! Anyway, while Tiff is happily running around London and Paris (take advantage of Italian made clothing in Paris!), taking pics like mad, I'll be in Hawaii (hopefully tanning or shopping).
I can't believe how many people tell me that I'm "so lucky" to be going to Hawaii for spring break...yeah...well I guess the fact that my home just happens to be in Hawaii has not struck me recently. It's just Hawaii! You'll get bored there in a week! Try spending your WHOLE LIFE THERE! It loses its specialness after a while. But I will admit, that I'm still extremely excited to see my family. Papa! Mama! Dancha! Poncho!
Today I had to miss a class to go sign my lease. We actually made an appointment for like 10:30 but we were forced to wait until 12 because this mob of chinese boys totally took up our spot (plus the hour and a half after that!). Damn them. I want them to go to hell and stop touching each other excessively. **shudder**
Oh yeah. Tiffanie and I now (officially) hate each other. But at the same time, she's obsessed with me and all I want is some Loretta-time. So between moments of hatred, Tiff will try and sneak into my bed and I will scream and she will scream and we will just stand there screaming. I can never trust her because I will never know whether she is asleep or studying (She has the amazing ability to move her arms and turn book pages when she's asleep, thus mimicking the basic movements of study). I will play a mind-bending guessing game with myself on a daily basis propelling me into a state of confusion. And then I'll poke her with my ruler, and if she is asleep, she'll just topple over. Later, realizing the convenient money-making opportunity, I will sell Tiffanie to a local museum (and if that doesn't work, a Local Chuck E Cheese or something) and she will sit behind a plexiglass window with a sign that reads, "The amazing sleeping girl! Is she asleep or is she studying?!" And they'll have to pay money to find out.
Oh haha. And then when her wushu friends come over, they'll invade our room and sit on my bed, which is really a futon that can be converted into a chair. And then when I snuggle into my bed to sleep, I'll have essence of ass all over me. When I realize this, I will have a well-timed tantrum when I see the wushu kids enter our room. Mwa ha.
Yes, Loretta...that's the plan...brilliant I say!
ANYWAY, Once we finished signing all of our housing contracts, I went home, packed up my backpack and went to class. I took my math quiz (which I think I fucked up on) and then I went to my Mythology discussion and I got my MT back and I did great! Life is awesome! Well I need to go to Gabrielli's apartment to do my ITP project so I'll be back in a little while!
