April 11, 2003
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You’ve reached Loretta’s Xanga. Welcome to HELL.
Ooh, today I saw that someone had etched the word “YAO MING” into one of the desks…ah, the adoration runs deep…
After class today, Daniel picked Tiff and me up from her apt. at
After that we went and ate…Fon? I don’t really remember what it is called, but it was this Vietnamese noodley stuff that was really good and even though I felt like I ate soooo much, both Daniel and Tiff ate more than me. Actually, Tiff ate more than anyone; she totally inhaled that stuff. But I don’t blame her. It was really good, and I know she was craving it. I have tons of leftovers so I think I have lunch and dinner for tomorrow. YUM!
After dinner, we went and got boba, but Tiff was happy to just digest her meal…Tiff is like a snake…she eats one filling meal and then doesn’t eat for like another 6 months… “I have a slow metabolism.” TIFFANIE! I KNOW YOU ATE MY BIRD EGGS! HOW COULD YOU?!!!
Daniel and I were going to go see a movie with Brian and his friends but that didn’t pan out. Oh well.
But DUDE, there is this movie that we ALL HAVE TO SEE! Ok. The trailer says that there is this guy named Feldon Parkson who is like this powerful entertainment mogul, and he like sleeps with a lot of hos, and is really rich and handsome and stuff (my kinda guy…but he doesn’t have enough hos to satisfy my never-ending lust…). Okay, so Feldon is driving and talking on his cell phone when BAM! This tollbooth comes out from nowhere. And he needs to pay the toll or else that white plastic stick thing won’t let him through and he’s all nervous because if he doesn’t pay the toll, HE’LL GET SHOT! No wait, that’s not true…the REAL deal is that if he doesn’t pay the toll he’ll be stuck there, holding up traffic! But he doesn’t want to pay the toll because he doesn’t want to break his $5 bill. So the SWAT team comes in with this dude named Brandon Marker, and he’s like the most successful police negotiator in the history of the NYC police force. And he tells the dude, “Ok man, you need to pay the toll! I don’t want this to end in blood! Why don’t you pay the toll? What are you trying to hide?!” And poor Feldon is like, “Man, don’t you get it? THIS IS ALL A GAME!!!, if I break my five, yes, I do get to pass the tollbooth, but I have to carry all those fucking bills! But if I don’t break my five, my pockets stay light and thin, but I’m stuck here forever!” And on and on for like 2 hours. I hear there is this awesome twist with something to do with Feldon talking on a phone but I don’t know…yeah. We HAVE to see this movie, I think it’s rated R for violence, coarse language, and sexual content. But who cares? Tiff and I are so down to go see this movie. I hear it has like major Oscar potential!...what was the name of it again?...Tollbooth?...
P.S. Daniel SHOULD HAVE SAID, “Yeah, I banged a woman last night!”…don’t ask…
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"Yeah, I banged a woman last night! Her name was Chuck! er..i meant...Chuck...ina...."
LOL... hehe, yeah i wanna see that too...
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