May 23, 2003
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!
Conan O’Brian: THE YEAR 2000 SKIT
The year 2000…In the year 2000, robots will be developed to do our dull, repetitive tasks, like doing the dishes and marrying J.Lo.
The year 2000…In the year 2000, carrots may no longer improve eyesight, but it is STILL #1 for scratching deep, rectal itch.
I am DYING of boredom here. SAVE ME!
You’d think living on an island paradise would be great…and it is…but those good island feelings only last for about…1 week. I hit that point yesterday. I wish it would rain like in
Hobo: Heeeyyy…can I have a hug?
Me: NO!
Hobo: Oh…well, can I have a dollar?
Me: NO!
(shudder) He was there everyday… “Hey, you got some change?” “Can I have some change?” “Spare some change?” NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO! I won’t give you my change because some GIRL I KNOW takes it right out of my hand the moment I get it…(cough) TIFFANIE (cough cough).
I got a digital camera the other day, so I will buy myself some Xanga premium later to help document my sad, sad life. Oh, I will also be making a cameo on the DoNotDate Xanga sometime soon so LOOK OUT GUYS! Your nightmare has arrived…(eerie red glow in the room, stroking a cat on my arm, evil laughter). I’ll keep you updated for when that actually happens…
I miss all of you guys (sob sob)! But I do have to look forward to the new apartment and the housewarming party…I mean…partAY…oh wait, no, it’s really party. Tiffanie and I will be having our housewarming party sometime after we get settled. Tiff will be cooking and I will be…cleaning. I can’t cook, ok? LAY OFF! But there will be a lot of great food (including A LOT of ice cream if I have my way), music, friends, and we’ll just have a nice time, ok? You’re all invited!!! Yippee!
Comments (4)
Funny that the hobo doesn’t get a hug when he asks…because neither do I! In fact, the same thing happens when I ask you for a dollar. You usually throw some piece of garbage my way and make an ogre noise. Do I get to go to your apartment bash? Stan and I can go, and together the three of us can be the dysfunctional family we will eventually be!
Stan: Do you like my shirt?
You: Shut up!
Stan: Hey Loretta, do you want some food?
You: Shut up!
It’s NOT stealing – YOU OFFERED TO RELEIVE YOURSELF OF THOSE HEAVY, HEAVY PENNIES!!!! And now, i’m RICH! RICH I TELL YOU!!! NYAHAHAHAHA NO richness for you!
Sorry you’re bored hun – let’s try to make it thru the summer w/out death tho, okay? I’ll think of something for you to do!
PARTAYPARTYPARTAYPARTY!!! (Oooh let’s buy LOTS of mochi ice cream – ALL FLAVORS! I just bought green tea, chocolate, mango, vanilla, and coffee…mmmmm i’m turning into a fatty…)
can’t wait for “life: through loretta’s eyes” vallent comes back tomorrow. maybe we’ll all meet up on sunday or monday or something. don’t die from the boredom. talk to you soon.
We will have a couple of housewarming parties to go, your and tif’s, Tuan’s and ours!!!
We all miss you!
Brian’s bored today, his parents went to vegas without him, left him home with MONEY.
I will try to find an excuse to come to Hawaii in the summer!