September 2, 2003

  • So the long weekend is over, and now I’m once again trapped within my usual haze of boredom and monotony.  Eat, study, eat, study, eat, TV, study, sleep.   That’s pretty much been my life for the last few days, and I get the feeling that this is basically how it’s going to be for the rest of my life.  Yip-eeeeeerrr…


     


    Now that our apartment finally has internet, all of the bonds and social relationships that we apartment mates have forged with each other, will quickly disappear, leaving only four glassy-eyed zombies who will now, and forever, believe that the internet is their be all and end all.   


     


    Fabulous.


     


    What’s new, you ask?  Well, I’m glad you asked that question b/c now I have the pleasure of telling you to shut up!  It’s my turn to talk!  (Ahem)  School is still as boring as ever.  All of my classes seem to drag on forever to the point that one day, I will be discovered in my seat (in the front row, of course), as a mere skeleton, and my once youthful glow will be replaced by the youthful scent of rotting flesh.  For many years to come, students will whisper in the halls about that promising, young student who somehow studied to death.  And then my ghost will see these stupid gossipers and I will ghost-pee all over them.  “Hey…did you guys feel that?  It suddenly got real warm…” 


     


    A-heh-heh-heh-heh…that’ll teach them not to mess with the Ghost of Christmas Loretta!


     


    Well, here are a few pictures I never posted.  We actually have pets within our apartment…


     


     


     


    This is a picture of Scottie, Kelly’s fluffy lil’ bun-bun!


     


     


     


    And these are my hermit crabs.  I named them both Crab.  I admit, they aren’t very cute…or soft…or lovable…but just like me, they are loners that pinch strangers for no reason. 


     


     


     


    And this is my baby Dancha who is still back home in Hawaii!  This picture is one I took from an actual photo on my wall!  Amazingly clear isn’t it?  A picture of a picture!  Get it?!  A picture…of…A PICTURE!  It’s like that mirror thing, where you’re looking into a mirror and then there is another mirror behind you and it looks like you’re going to die b/c oh my god I can’t believe you are still reading this.

Comments (4)

  • It's true - i'm only communicating with you thru xanga and MAYBE AiM, but that's pushing it.

    Mmmmmm internet........

    this is sad, i'm going to the kitchen to try to strike up some conversation with you

  • You know some delusional psychics might argue that whenever you feel your body getting warm for no good explanation, its because a spirit is giving you a hug.  Doesn't that make you all warm and fuzzy inside???  HAHAHA.  You never fail to make me laugh.

  • I believe it's Dancha-booboo-chacha. :) And oddly enough, it does look like a remarkably clear picture, with a touch of that Natural Omaha Wildlife Magazine gloss.

    Stan says I can have the car for the weekend that he leaves for Canada. I'm debating. If I take it, it means I have to pay for parking. But it also means we are officially mobile! So what should I do? What should I do?!?

    Starvation.

  • that was a funny entry.  who are your other roommates?  all this time i just thought it was you and tiff.  if you do die, definetely sit in the front so that prof. will always be reminded of how you're such a dedicated student.

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