Please click on the picture to read.  The writing is too small to get the full Engrish experience!

I got this “bambdo chopslick” wrapper at the UV.  Reading its superb english makes me proud to say that “Yah, me chinee!” 

It’s time to reveal all…

I am dating HIM…

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Introducing:  Spencer.  I had a picture of us together but I looked like a gigantic oinker, so I decided to just post one of him.  Just letting you guys know!  Har har har.  Time to go die as I write papers and all that good stuff.   

Something cool I learned in marketing today…

In other news…The marketing presentation that we thought we aced…we didn’t.  We got a tear-inducing 88/100.  NOOOOOOOOO.  STUPID QUINCY AND HIS DAMN QUINCY-ASS WAYS!…(marry me!)…On a lighter note, next semester’s living situation is going to be FANTASTIC!  It’s going to be a study-heavy apartment, so I’m going to totally make up this semester’s funked-up grades with insane studying next semester.  Jason, Char, and I had a great dinner Thursday and OMG the three of us were meant to be.  We are all super-anal about the living conditions next semester (esp. studying conditions), which manifested itself in a set of crazy-ass regulations…here’s a taste of what we came up with:

• Quiet hours (aka ”Shut the hell up” hours) after 12 am.
  
• No avoidable loud noises AT ALL unless all three of us are in confirmed non-study time.
  
• No guests/friends/anyone allowed outside of study/project groups and you must inform the other roommates before their arrival (short visitations under 15 minutes are allowed).
  
• No “sharing,” which technically translates into “No stealing” 
  
• Walking around in underwear is permitted; please tuck in all “flaps,” “bags,” and other undesireable parts of the body in some sort concealing fabric. 

We also included a special “Cubby Clause” on the care and handling of our future apartment mascot.  Luckily, Jason has some experience with hamsters (meaning he likes putting them down his pants), so he’s willing to take care of Chubby Cubby over the summer!  (Thanks Jason!)  For those of you who are unfamiliar with us, here are pictures of the future “be quiet or I’ll kick your ass” dysfunctional residents of this apartment. 

Little miss handle Cubby while drunk.

My personal body guard.

Our mascot:  The evil vampire hamster

And finally……the person you’ve worked so hard scrolling down for….ME!

HAHAH it’s actually my Dancha baby shmoop-shmoop fluffy floof-floof peeing!  Hahah, look at the mixture of shock and anger on his face b/c I suprised him by jumping out from behind the curtain and took a picture!

And of course, old friends will still be around City Park…

Guys from across the street!  YAYAYAY!

Spencer (2nd place winner at Undergraduate Symposium with Brett who was shafted b/c he is a business major like me!  OMG!)

This was a long post, I know, but it will probably be my last one at least until I get through these last few weeks of Business/Accounting HELL.

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I woke up from a nap today (Friday) at 730 pm to find my bathroom sink filled with blackish-brown water.  Even though I was surprised considering my sink was not clogged an hour earlier and I hadn’t touched the tap, I figured things were ok b/c I would just wait until tomorrow morning and put a work order in.  I took another nap (heheheheeeh) until 1130 pm and when I woke up and went to the bathroom THIS is what I found

A GHOST IN THE MIRROR!  Actually, no.  My sink was OVERFLOWING with this disgusting water.  And the scary thing was that the water was coming up from THE DRAIN (remember:  tap NOT on).  Here’s the basic rundown of my thought process…(steps into bathroom), why are my feet wet?…OH MY FUCKING GOD!  HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!  I called Laura and she said she couldn’t do anything until TOMORROW at NOON.  GRRRRRRR.  Here’s a closeup of the HORROR:

Thanks to Kellie and Char for helping me rescue the stuff from the bathroom and letting me use their shower.  I’m going to go to bed now and try to forget just how germy and bacteria-infested my once-clean bathroom is now.  Oh, here’s a picture of Cubby (who was once “Peanut”) my new hamster that was once my sister’s but is now mine…she just got a widdle bunny-kins so she has probably already forgotten her ex-pet anyway!  

Ok, the fun times are over.  Legola—I mean Orland–I mean cardboar–DAMNIT I MEAN JERMAINE is asleep right now I’m going to use this precious free time to xanga.  So basically the big thing of last week was my Marketing presentation with THE BEST MARKETING TEAM EVER!!!  Yeah, not only did we rock marketing-wise, we all looked hella sexy in our matching PINK and BLACK themed business suits.  Take a look!: 

DAAAAAAMN we look good…

HAHAHA, I have no idea what they’re laughing at

Just the ladies!

Look at our boys!  So GQ with their pink ties!

…And now we wait for the grade…