Kill me the next time I try to plan my own birthday celebration. 

Timeline of my previous ideas:

2 weeks ago:  Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles

1 week ago:  Found out Roscoe’s was SOOOOO overrated (but they do have a RCAW dvd which just scares me)

3 days ago:  Medieval Times (Eat with your hands, and enjoy jousting and fighting!)

10 minutes ago:  Found out Medieval Times costs $42.65 per person WITH A COUPON.

5 minutes ago:  Benihana (Where dinner is the show) or Stinking Rose (MMMM smelly)

Maybe I’ll just go with that classic plan:  ice cream cake with unblow-outable candles that pose a fire hazard then spits out green ooze when it melts.