Ladies and gentlemen.  I have found a way to end world hunger as we know it!  I give you MUTANT BANANA!

Looks like a normal banana at certain angles, but give it a turn...

...and you've got a flatter/wider than normal banana.  Take a guess at how wide monsieur banana pancake is...

Did you guess THREE INCHES?  If you did, you'd be wrong.  It's clearly a little less than two and three quarters inches, idiot. 

MMM-MMMMMM!  Ethiopia here I come!!!

Not much happening back home.  Trying to fix up my crumbling home with some fresh paint and scrubbing.  Wished cast of Lost was still here so I could stalk Josh Holloway.  The only good thing was that I got a new laptop.  Behold!