***EDIT! (again!) Alright, a message has been relayed to me that the girl that has been misspelling her way into our hearts (mY_hEArT_deSirE) has oh-so cleverly blamed me for the Angie hate site. Well let me say right now, that though I think this whole fiasco is just hilarious, I am not the one to blame/admire. I have no idea who you people are and I have no intention of ever knowing you.
Quite honestly, the fact that you are pathetic enough to blame this site on me and my sister, is really quite flattering. Though I may try my very, very best, I will never be as mean and disingenous as you all are. And at such a young age! Congratulations all around!
I have been merely stating my opinion about a site that my sister just happened to find and I have heard your anger loud and clear. However, unfortunately for you, this scapegoat does not care in the least (For further clarification, by scapegoat I mean myself. This note is for mY_hEArT_deSirE because seems to have a hard time understanding simple things).
I use my xanga about once a month and honestly, if I had ever had the time to make such a site, I wouldn't. I'm far too busy hating those around me to make a site about a complete stranger.
I know you who blame me are too busy celebrating with high-fives, Kool-Aide, and the trading of Aaron Carter clippings, to realize that you have completely targeted the wrong person. But like I said before, thank you, thank you, I am flattered nonetheless that you think that I would be so vindictive as to make that site, and would care about whether or not you blamed me. I love you all! Cheers!
***EDIT! - If you checked out the site below and have not had enough racist speech to fill your day, check out my comments! Hearty laughs for all! Oh, btw, to the authors of such joy-inducing diatribe: learn how to spell. I so love reading everything you have to say, but your spelling makes deciphering it unnecessarily complicated. Spelling is a fundamental skill that even a 13 year-old should have. Please send more comments my way, I always could use a good laugh! Cheers!***
This is a site that my sister wrote about in her own xanga, and even though I'm really tired, I just have to write about it now, while the humor is still fresh.
http://www.xanga.com/ANGIES_hATE_sItE_ur_suCh_A_hoE
Yeah, her pictures are funny because she obviously thinks that scrunching up her face is tantamount to being a supermodel, but the real kicker is in the comments left on the site! HAHAHA PURE GOLD!!! Some of them are so childish and just plain stupid that you cannot help but sigh and say, "ah, the follies of youth."
Some of my favorite comments (I've taken the liberty of underlining some of the funnier tidbits):
"but take it form me cuz im 16 yrs old n i have expierience" ***By the way, the same girl that said this (carmelkisses1), says in her site that her interests include "Jesus" and "reading Revelations"...but I don't know if I should believe her especially considering her next comment: "bitch! dnt eva disrespect me like that again...i was trin to hepl ya dum ass out ....come c me bitch!i dnt care who the fuck u r ..bitch!..i will fuck ya stupid ass up! get at me bitch1" ***Oooh, I don't think Jesus will like your tone of voice, missy!
More quotes:
"listen you LITTLE bitch. i swear to god if i ever find out who you are i will break every one of your bones and knock out everyone of your teeth...and by the way, it isn`t illegal for me to hit you either ((even if it was i wouldn`t care)) because i`m only 17" ***HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Will someone please do the general public a favor and send her a TV Guide with Court TV programming highlighted?
"that girl/thing is really gross-looking "
"angie is such a great girl and shes not a fuckin slut! okay maybe she had sex at 12 who gives a fuck!!" ***Yeah sure I'm sure she's a real prude.
It's reading stuff like this that makes me hug my computer and give thanks that I am not an idiot.
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