April 16, 2003

• Oprah is too opinionated.  People who have talk shows shouldn’t be so rude and opinionated to their guests.  Bush should target her next.  She has something more precious than oil.  She has fat-ass arms that desperately need plastic surgery.  Un-PC is the way to be!

  
  

   

  
  

  We ended up not going to tai chi on Monday.  I was a little sad because I think TC is so much fun.  But yay!  Lucky us!  We went yesterday to make up for the one we missed on Monday.  And since this Saturday’s lesson is cancelled because of the Berkeley tournament (good luck everybody!), we get to go to all three lessons next week (Mon, Tues, Sat)!  Wow!

  
  

   

  
  

  We practiced 24 some more, and then helped this new guy.  We learned one new step.  I was doing really well in the beginning but started messing up near the end of the lesson!  WHY?!!!  Things to remember when doing tai chi:  1) back straight 2) relax body (esp. shoulders) 3) stay low 4) bend arm.  The HORROR!

  
  

   

  
  

  This whole day I was fighting the urge to fall asleep.  It is hurting me so bad to go to class right now because I’m just so tired.  I almost ditched econ, but I told myself “NO!  Each class costs you $200!”  That didn’t help at all.  I don’t know why I went to class.  But I did.  Unfortunately, I got no intellectual reward from going to class.  But alas.  I must go.  For I am the ultimate square…so square that I am a box.  A cardboard box.  Don’t look at me like I’m crazy!  YOU CAN’T JUDGE ME!  YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME!  (Loretta attacks you with her box “corners”…die you blasphemous fiend!...)

  
  

   

  
  

  Well.  I should study for my math quiz tomorrow.  And then…to the Dodger baseball game I go!  OOOOH YEAAAHHHH…Hotdogs!  Nachos!  Blocked arteries!  So many selections…I WANT THEM ALL!  (note to self:  bring homework to fight boredom-induced paralysis)

  
  

   

  
  

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