April 17, 2003
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Woohoo! Baseball games ROCK! It is
After Julie and I got our purses checked (I brought a book, but I’M NOT ASHAMED) we walked in and bought food. I bought a Super Dodger dog, and shared nachos and a soda with Brian. We went down to our seats (RIGHT IN THE VERY FRONT!) The game was already underway, and at first Julie, B, and I were like, “eh.” But soon we started getting really into it when we saw…him…Delfino…
Delfino is probably the most popular player on the team. He is…THE BAT BOY, or is it THE BALL BOY? Whatever. He just sits near the stands and throws balls and then when he’s done with them, he throws them into the stands. Julie and I were seriously desperate for one of those damn balls to take home. Daniel caught one and gave it to Julie, so the rest of the night we were trying to get at least one more…but NO. Delfino must hate Asians…or maybe he’s gay...because he only gave balls to boys, and children. Stupid children with their stupid dreams. Later, the dad of this flock of children came, and he’s like, “we gotta go!” And Julie loudly said, “YAY!” And I just laughed and laughed, because she didn’t even try to hide her excitement at the fact that part of our ball-catching competition was gone. HAHAHAHAH!
We never did catch another ball…
But we did get cotton candy. Julie and I were looking desperately for the cotton candy guy. We saw him at the beginning of the game but he was moving AWAY from us. A few hours later, he came back and he called out “COTTON CANDY!” and Julie and I were screaming, “here! HERE!” We paid $5 for fucking sugar.
Ok. I know that I was meant to be a Dodger fan. Why? Because there is a player named Mark LORETTA! Yes! Mark LORETTA! His last name is my first name! So, that means if I were to marry him…my name would be Loretta Loretta! Or, as Julie said it, Loretta squared! Haha! “Hi, my name is Loretta Loretta, nice to meet you!” I will be the life of every party. People who live around me will desperately want to be friends with this enigma named “Loretta Loretta.” Who is she? Where did she come from? Why is her first name the same as her last name? Does she like sugar cubes? Well…you’ll just have to befriend me to find out!
There was another player named Brian Buchannon, and we figured, that if Brian married Brian Buchannon, they’d both be named BRIAN BUCHANNON! That way, at parties B could be like, “hi, my name is Brian Buchannon, and this is my husband, BRIAN BUCHANNON!” But unlike the me, the elegant enigma, they kick Brian out of our inner circle for his stupid name. Ha! What the hell is that? Brian Buchannon and Brian Buchannon…just plain ridiculous. (note for all who don’t know him: Brian is not gay).
After the game, we went back to campus, dropped Julie off, and then the 3 rest of us went to Del Taco (but only Daniel bought food), and then we went to the parking structure, and waited for the bus. Oh, I DIDN’T GET CAUGHT IN THE DOOR THIS TIME! Ha! Take that you bastard door. You will never catch me again in your claws of spinning death!
After I go home, I showered and did like 2 math problems, and then chatted a little, and then went to sleep…sleep…sleep…sleep.
Have you ever been in a relationship (a FRIENDSHIP relationship) where you feel like the other person just isn’t trying at all? Yeah, I hate those (don’t worry, I don’t think it is any of the people who read my xanga), but I just can’t stand it. People like that aren’t really my friends. But would any of you end the friendship? I don’t know if I would, but its probably going to end anyway…might as well?
Comments (2)
i say! END lol well anyways, the game souded crip! take me next time. lol Welll hopefully next time the delfio or whatever his name is will throw it at you guys. maybe you all should dress as little boys and prance around in little doger uniforms. maybe that will get his attention. Or just go and throw some nachoson him and say "you bastard! Wheres my freakin baseball!"
my comp completely kicked me off in the middle of your comment.
i also think that you were meant to be a dodgers fan. mark loretta, who needs a bigger sign than that. sounds like you had a lot of fun. i think that i just wanna go to a baseball game simply b/c you can't here. and yeah i've felt that way about how the other person isn't trying as hard as you or isn't trying at all. it does suck. they suck even more. take care. can't wait for next exciting entry. bye lor^2
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