June 16, 2003
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Many of you Cali people have threatened me by saying that you will come here unexpectedly, and I will have to find things for you to do, and somehow find you transportation (“here’s a dollar, take the bus”), something that I believe is just impossible for me to do b/c I don’t know anything about the state I was born and raised in (nervous laughter).
But thankfully, you guys will probably not come, thus saving me from embarrassment, stress, and any movement in general. But I will still enrich you guys with some pictures from my home. Yes, MY ACTUAL HOME. Take a good look b/c you probably will never see it in real life. Seriously.
Pictures of my dog, Dancha (Pronunciation: Dawn-ka). One is of him secretly sleeping in a cabinet with some of our junk, and the other is him in his “wolf’s den” between a wall and a plant stand.
This is a picture of a Koi pond that we had built in our house. It’s pretty cool b/c it has a waterfall, and it looks kinda zen-like. Please don’t think my family is rich b/c of this pond. We live in a small house that is always dirty, and this pond is just about the nicest thing we have.
Next I have taken some pictures of flowers that grow in my yard, typical
Plumeria flowers (bottom two): What I would wear in my hair while I rode my dolphin to
This is a carcass of a once-alive gecko that was trapped within one of our kitchen windows. You can see that its head is facing the screen looking towards the outside at the freedom it will never again see. It died in that position, and to this day, its carcass lays in my kitchen. Note the ants swarming over its body in an orgy of glee and gluttony! FEED, MY MINIONS! FEED! WORSHIP THE GODDESS THAT GAVE YOU YOUR BOUNTY! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!
Comments (9)
That is so funny! Hahaha..I was enjoying all the blooming flowers when all of a sudden I scrolled down and see an ant-infested gecko cadaver. Fills my mouth with an unsightly ooze, it does. On, and unfortunately, I must correct you: Dancha was not sleeping on our junk, but actually our pots and pans that we use to cook food. How sad and unsanitary it is...no wonder I have been comitted 4 times! It was the bacteria in our food!
Wahahahaha your doggy is so cute! Salivating...salivating......
Ewww your house is a cesspool for disease....I WANNA VISIT!!! Hahaha i see you're having fun w/ your camera!
I have but ONE word for you: DoNotDate
Do it for you! Do it for me! Do it for your country!
awww dancha's so cute !!!! i looove pomeranians!
eh.... u must of killed the gecko! didn't u! I knew it u must of been bored of watchin the food channel and since there is no more Martha Stewart Living ur bored! ANd u had to take ur boredom on the poor gecko. Anyway Dawn-ka hao cute! hope ur havin fun killin things...
Sweeet! What part of Hawaii are you from?
WAIT, the bus is a DOLLAR NOW?!!! and i wanna meet your dolphin someday. does it live in your pond? i'll have to get some dolphin riding lessons from you sometime, as the fish in hanauma bay don't make the cut. hawaii represent to the fullest, oh yeah oh yeah. 'enjoy' ur break~!
ok.............................that gecko thingy.. is VERY VERY gross.......i think if i were u.. i prolly would stay over @ frn's house until that thing is GONE hehe.. or else.. i'd b constantly looking around to see if there r ants around me! hehe.. but ur doggie's really cute =)
why does loris's reaction not surprise me? i wonder if she screamed "EW ahhhh EW" when she scrolled down to find the ant infested carcass of a rotting gecko...
today, my phone conversed with tiff, but sadly, I did not o_0 does she pick up when you call? cuz she never picks up when i call...the one time she picks up my call...i'm not the one calling...
and there...i made something boring for you to read, that is...until your harry potter arrives which should be wat? next weekish? hmm...i oddly picturing you freaking out when it arrives...
ok, no more incoherent ranting, time for bed...enjoy literacy! gimme a call sometime...home is so very...BORING
"Comment box not working? Click HERE." yeah, what's up with comment boxes not working eh? well, there is reason as to why my employment location is undisclosed. i can say that i am getting paid to sit on my *ss and it is very boring...unless you visit, but you don't know where...hmmm, and endless cycle of boredom for me. the paycheck will hopefully lighten up my lifeless job. are you working this summer? are you going to UH this summer? what have you been up to? i mean, there is oh so much to do out here in hawaii. living it up, oh yes oh yes...good day~!
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