June 20, 2003
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Harry Potter comes out TOMORROW! SWEET! MY LIFE NOW HAS MEANING!
On a darker note, I sort of had a nightmare last night. It was probably a 5 minute dream but it reinforced my hatred of the beach. In my dream, I was on the beach for a ceremony, and a girl dressed in Hawaiian attire paddles into the water on a little raft, and starts bellowing a Hawaiian chant. Out of nowhere, a shark fin appears and starts gliding towards her. People start laughing like it’s a joke, and yell to her that a shark is coming. The fin reaches her raft, and then you find out that it was not a shark at all, but a SALTWATER CROCODILE! This crocodile is so big that it could easily eat the girl, and the raft, in one bite. The crocodile’s first snap misses. The girl is now panicking, and she’s desperately trying to paddle back to shore. But at the last moment, the HUGE croc soars out of the water and eats her whole, head-first in fact. I could hear her screaming as her feet slowly slid down his mouth. The croc swims away.
I’m never swimming at the beach. NEVER!
Well, here are some pictures of me and my friends when we had one of our most unorganized potlucks (that sadly turned out to be our best one). We went to the beach and sat there…arguing. Actually, all of the pictures were taken after the potluck b/c it was so damn windy at the beach.
Marc and Lisa
Eva who should be looking at the road…hmm…my seat belt was on, but I just didn’t feel safe. When we were driving to the beach, she ran a red light, but tried to justify it by screaming “I’m gonna make it! I’m gonna make it!” when the light was CLEARLY already red, and had been red for quite some time.
Kat and Pete, our groups one and only couple. Pete claims to not want to be photographed (thus the hiding) however, he is still LOOKING AT THE CAMERA! Can we say, “denial?”
I have a picture of myself…but I have too much shame, so I put this Dilbert comic instead, which I think all of you will find much more entertaining.
Alright…I can’t keep this terrible secret any longer…I just can’t…
Vallent Lee is Harry Potter. The photo on the right is one I took of him when he was at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (aka Harvard) a few weeks back, as he was running aimlessly with his wand. He looks so pissed b/c I drank his last bottle of Pumpkin Juice (aka Pepsi Twist)…greedy bastard….The photo on the left was taken yesterday. His scar started burning badly when he sensed You Know Who’s presence, but it turned out to be a false alarm, I was the one plotting to kill him, not You Know Who! We laughed really hard at that. Note: Photos of Vallent were not changed in any way shape or form…(shifty eyes)…
Comments (5)
where’s the rest of us? i had a nightmare too but it was sadder cause my dad died. :’( we don’t have crocs here…i think. hehe. see you later, alligator. hehe.
oh so i was talking to harry potter that day you were moving out eh?
ironic how these are pictures of you and your friends, yet you seem to be slightly invisible in most of the pics…saltwater crocs eh? that’s why we don’t use rafts, people…surf with boards to avoid the crocs…it’s much less painful to encounter sharks…remember it’s shark week on the discovery channel, oOoOooOoh. hmmm, you should go to the beach sometime…face your fears and kick the alligator’s 8ss, how hard could it be? be one with the steve irwin…hmmmmm, i’m writing a bit and already show too much tv exposure…good day.
i want to see your pic!
here’s more eprops and vallent’s picture is really funny. good job on turning him into harry. did you get your book? how is it? see you later.