THE EYE

 

 

 

It was a sunny day.  It began during a road trip up to San Francisco when our heroes noticed that they were being followed by a mysterious forced known only as THE EYE…(not related to the Eye from Lord of the Rings).  THE EYE was terrible, and all-staring.  There was no sleep when it came to THE EYE.  Only  terror and self-wetting followed in the wake of THE EYE.  It followed them everywhere…even in the car…

 

 

 

 

 

Due to paranoia, our heroes attacked everything that they thought was the culprit.  The Berkeley Bear was their first victim.  

 

 

 

However, even after the shrill yelling fest and eye gouging,   THE EYE still followed them.

 

They next suspected it was a dirty, starving pigeon, so they poisoned it with a cup full of Drain-o. 

 

 

THE EYE still followed.

 

 

Then they accused a cross-section of cable that held up the Golden Gate Bridge to be the one staring at them all this time…but then Tiffanie fell madly in love with it and caressed it amorously.  She was confident that her newfound lover was not their suspect.

 

 

Their next suspect was a statue the creator of the Golden Gate Bridge, in which the two girls attempted to break his silence by using psychological warfare technique known as “Pointing At The Guilty Until They Break.”  But their interrogation was labeled “inconclusive.”   However, he will still be held captive until further reports come in on a later date.

 

 

So THE EYE still remains a mystery.

 

 

 

During a lapse of weakness, Tiffanie and Loretta could not bear the pressure of THE EYE and attempted to commit suicide by jumping off the bridge.  Their attempts were foiled by the chicken wire that encompassed the bridge. 

 

 

 

They cursed their inability to fit through one of the holes and hung their heads down in disappointment. 

 

 

They attempted to outrun THE EYE by stupidly running uphill Lumbard Street. 

 

 

Physics naturally took its toll and they tumbled down. 

 

 

 

Trying to take their minds off the insanity of the eye, they visited a Burberry shop.  Unfortunately, a different sort of insanity gripped Loretta, and Tiffanie was forced to subdue her, lest she give in to a passion of consumerism. 

 

 

Being poor, they decided to lower their standards by visiting a local Macys instead, in which they displayed an awe-inspiring sense of fashion. 

 

 

 

They believed themselves to be drop dead gorgeous.

 

 

“You?”

 

 

“Me?”

 

 

“YOU?!”

 

 

“ME?!!!”

 

The only sane hero displayed his disgust…

 

 

…and proceeded to vomit uncontrollably.

 

 

He then THREW HIMSELF DOWN THE STAIRS in an attempt to erase the horrible images in his mind. 

 

 

Unsuccessful, he climbed back up…

 

 

…AND THREW HIMSELF DOWN AGAIN!

 

 

Failing yet again, he weakly climbed up the steep FIVE STEPS…

 

 

…And was finally able to kill himself.

 

 

With their friend gone, and no one else to converse with, an uncomfortable silence permeated the air.  Our remaining heroes fidgeted awkwardly.

 

 

“Hey, did you say something?”

 

 

“No…”

 

 

And then they both wanted to DIE.

 

 

Later that night, sleeping serenely, Loretta was unaware that THE EYE loomed, more powerful than ever. 

 

 

WHY, IT WAS TIFFANIE ALL ALONG!!!

 

 

The creepy sensations of her eyes staring at Loretta…

 

 

Managed to rouse Loretta from her slumber eliciting a squeal of fright!

 

 

Luckily, she always sleeps next to her trusty fork, and made a desperate lunge for it.

 

 

Instinctively, Loretta jabbed Tiffanie in the eye, releasing all of the rage and fright she harbored all weekend. 

 

 

Howling in pain, Tiffanie’s eye was NO MORE…

 

 

On the way home, a beaten and cyclopsed Tiffanie pouted the whole ride down.

 

 

“Oh Tiffanie…when will you learn?”

 

 

THE END

 

Oh yeah, Brian was stuffed hastily in a bag and thrown into an LA freeway…he would have wanted it that way. 

 

Yesterday was Jorge’s birthday…HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORGE!!!

 

Our birthday boy chose Hooters as his birthday establishment (fitting considering both Hooters and Jorge turned 20 this year).  I thought the guys would be all drool-y and stuff over all the girls but they weren’t.  They were so mellow…maybe it was because Tiff and I were there…communicating through sign language while making funny noises. 

 

And of course…we have pictures.

 

 

 

Jon Lam looking open and personable as usual. 

 

 

They look sorta glum don’t they?  But they perked up when they saw this…

 

 

POINTY FINGERS AT HOOTERS!  Oh wait, they weren’t happy to see us…they actually were embarrassed!  Care?  I do not.  But they were happy to see this…

 

 

Pay no attention to this…it’s just some car parked on the street…umm what kind of car was this again?  An Acura Integra?  Wha?

 

Alright, I’ve got a story for you guys.  I went to go see Hopkins for Accounting help on Tuesday.  As many of you know, I have a bad sense of direction…more like horrible; I probably could get lost in a paper bag, so it makes sense that I would get lost inside the Accounting building.  As I was trying to find a way out, ANY way out, I ended up in a little hallway, and BAM!  Right next to me in the hallway of ACCT is this evil creature…

 

 

 

BABOON! 

A life-size baboon…sitting what seems to be rather harmlessly on a chair, but oh I’m on to its little tricks.  Phase 1) Look cute sitting in its chair, Phase 2) Deceive naïve Loretta with its “friendly” smile, and Phase 3) Follow her home, and eat her alive!!!

Clever my friend, very clever…

I’M ON TO YOU MR. ALL-SMILES-BABOON!!!

Note:  Next is a really stupid AIM conversation Brian and I had yesterday.  See if you can pinpoint 1) the moment our conversation becomes stupid, and 2) the moment we transition from sheer stupidity to an unabashed, no-holds-barred display of LOTR virtuoso.

 

crazyazn17 (6:38:13 PM): omg is morgan stanley trying to advertise to chinese ppl or what?

crazyazn17 (6:38:19 PM): that is our client…the nation of china

watermelonwish (6:38:39 PM): WHAT?!  

watermelonwish (6:38:46 PM): DID I JUST READ RIGHT?

crazyazn17 (6:39:20 PM): YES

crazyazn17 (6:39:25 PM): morgan stanley!

crazyazn17 (6:39:28 PM): what are you doing?!

watermelonwish (6:39:41 PM): we are not fooled…

watermelonwish (6:39:45 PM): but oh, the ignorant masses…

watermelonwish (6:39:51 PM): they may be taken in by their devilry!

crazyazn17 (6:40:07 PM): we must begin our crusade

crazyazn17 (6:40:11 PM): but wait

crazyazn17 (6:40:13 PM): no…

crazyazn17 (6:40:18 PM): we dont care about other people

watermelonwish (6:40:24 PM): but…they are our brothers…

watermelonwish (6:40:28 PM): our asian brethren

watermelonwish (6:40:30 PM): we must…

watermelonwish (6:40:35 PM): for our…people…

crazyazn17 (6:40:47 PM): we must weed out the weak

watermelonwish (6:41:00 PM): but the only ones left will be you and me!

crazyazn17 (6:41:36 PM): i get n america and europe

watermelonwish (6:41:47 PM): WHAT?

watermelonwish (6:41:49 PM): no fair

watermelonwish (6:41:56 PM): dont’ leave me with all of the third world crap!

watermelonwish (6:42:00 PM): FINE

watermelonwish (6:42:02 PM): i get asia…

watermelonwish (6:42:09 PM): well i get the rest

watermelonwish (6:42:10 PM): there!

crazyazn17 (6:42:12 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:14 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:15 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:17 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:24 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:25 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:27 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:28 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:31 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:35 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:36 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:38 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:39 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:40 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:41 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:42 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:44 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:44 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:51 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:52 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:53 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:56 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:57 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:42:58 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:42:59 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:01 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:03 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:05 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:06 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:08 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:10 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:13 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:14 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:16 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:16 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:20 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:21 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:23 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:24 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:30 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:31 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:32 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:33 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:43:40 PM): (how long will this madness continue?!)

watermelonwish (6:43:48 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:43:52 PM): (til eternity i suppose)

crazyazn17 (6:43:53 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:44:06 PM): (for the good of the world, we must argue on forever)

watermelonwish (6:44:06 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:44:16 PM): (we must)

crazyazn17 (6:44:16 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:44:31 PM): (yes, we will sacrifice ourselves for others…our one noble deed in life)

watermelonwish (6:44:32 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:44:53 PM): (we wouldnt want that…perhaps we should desist)

crazyazn17 (6:44:54 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:45:02 PM): (you stop first)

watermelonwish (6:45:02 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:45:10 PM): no (to both)

watermelonwish (6:45:38 PM): (fine)

watermelonwish (6:45:38 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:45:44 PM): (very well)

crazyazn17 (6:45:45 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:45:56 PM): (then we go until one falls…)

watermelonwish (6:45:58 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:46:10 PM): (sadness)

crazyazn17 (6:46:10 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:46:14 PM): (prepare yourself)

watermelonwish (6:46:15 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:46:28 PM): (for YOUR end)

crazyazn17 (6:46:29 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:46:55 PM): (mwa ha ha ha…you wish my friend…)

watermelonwish (6:46:56 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:47:19 PM): (no need to wish my child…)

crazyazn17 (6:47:20 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:47:42 PM): (your end is near…)

watermelonwish (6:47:42 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:47:56 PM): (as is yours!)

crazyazn17 (6:47:57 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:48:09 PM): (go towards the light)

watermelonwish (6:48:10 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:48:22 PM): (dont follow the lights)

crazyazn17 (6:48:23 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:48:36 PM): (you shall die by my hand…or text!)

watermelonwish (6:48:36 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:49:04 PM): (leave now and never come back)

crazyazn17 (6:49:05 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:49:33 PM): (and give you an easy escape?)

watermelonwish (6:49:36 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:49:37 PM): (resistance is futile)

crazyazn17 (6:49:38 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:49:52 PM): (your life is hanging by a thread!  bow down to me!)

watermelonwish (6:49:53 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:50:01 PM): (fly you fool)

crazyazn17 (6:50:02 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:50:23 PM): (GANDAAAALLF!!!  NOOOOO!)

watermelonwish (6:50:24 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:50:42 PM): (NoOOoooOoooOOOOOooOOOO!!!)

crazyazn17 (6:50:43 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:50:54 PM): (YEEEEEEEESSSS!)

watermelonwish (6:50:55 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:51:04 PM): (we must make for lorien)

crazyazn17 (6:51:05 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:51:23 PM): (to the gray havens…do you really think he will come back?)

watermelonwish (6:51:25 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:51:54 PM): (to calas galadhorn)

crazyazn17 (6:51:54 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:52:08 PM): (so Gandalf, you have chosen…death)

watermelonwish (6:52:09 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:52:14 PM): (elfdom on earth!)

crazyazn17 (6:52:15 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:52:33 PM): (blood has been spilt this night)

watermelonwish (6:52:34 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:52:43 PM): (you have no power over me)

crazyazn17 (6:52:43 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:53:01 PM): (you cannot pass!  go back to the shadow…)

watermelonwish (6:53:01 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:53:04 PM): (the red sun rises)

crazyazn17 (6:53:04 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:53:47 PM): (toss me, i say you have to toss me!)

watermelonwish (6:53:47 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:53:50 PM): (what business do a man, elf, and a dwarf have in the riddermark?)

crazyazn17 (6:53:51 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:54:03 PM): (the dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark)

watermelonwish (6:54:04 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:54:11 PM): (we track a party of uruks)

crazyazn17 (6:54:12 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:54:44 PM): (they are here)

watermelonwish (6:54:44 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:54:46 PM): (do you want me to descibe it to you?)

crazyazn17 (6:54:47 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:55:01 PM): (or shall i get you a box?)

watermelonwish (6:55:01 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:55:13 PM): (dont tell the elf)

crazyazn17 (6:55:14 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:55:21 PM): (the bridge of kazadum)

watermelonwish (6:55:22 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:55:36 PM): (the mines of moria)

crazyazn17 (6:55:37 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:55:38 PM): (did you see two hobbits?)

watermelonwish (6:55:38 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:55:56 PM): (they would be but children to your eyes)

crazyazn17 (6:55:57 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:56:08 PM): (a hobbit lay here….)

watermelonwish (6:56:08 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:56:29 PM): (their hands were bound)

crazyazn17 (6:56:30 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:56:53 PM): (their binds were cut…)

watermelonwish (6:56:54 PM): yes

crazyazn17 (6:57:11 PM): (fangorn forest)

crazyazn17 (6:57:12 PM): no

watermelonwish (6:57:12 PM): i have to go soon!

crazyazn17 (6:57:16 PM): haha me too!

watermelonwish (6:57:19 PM): (they crawled)

watermelonwish (6:57:19 PM): yes

watermelonwish (6:57:22 PM): we’re so sad!

watermelonwish (6:57:26 PM): this madness ends NOW!

crazyazn17 (6:57:30 PM): (what madness lies in there)

crazyazn17 (6:57:31 PM): no

crazyazn17 (6:57:33 PM): fine

crazyazn17 (6:57:34 PM): hehe

watermelonwish (6:57:38 PM): truce my friend

watermelonwish (6:57:40 PM): truce

crazyazn17 (6:57:45 PM): i accept

crazyazn17 (6:58:05 PM): our nations are no longer at war

 

We are soooooo pathetic…

**Thanks to the guys across the street for dinner last night.  Special thanks to JORGE (LOOK!  I FIXED THE SPELLING?!  HELLO?  HELLO?!  DOESN’T ANYONE CARE?!!!) for preheating the oven and Eddie for opening the oven (risking burns to his hand), and taking the pizza out of the box.  Wow, you guys worked so hard (sarcasm).**

 

Well, my long streak of not going to the beach abruptly ended Saturday when Eddie totally pulled the whining-baby-guilt-trip tactic on my ass over AIM.  So I ended up going to Dockweiler (sp?  Is that even the right name?) with Eddie, Dave, and Tiff (and CASA).  I was dressed a little…goth-ish (all dark-like and evil) and I actually wore a SLEEVELESS TOP.  Yes, I did.  (Amazing?  Quite.)  But I did wear my lace-up armwarmers so I didn’t feel as uncomfortable in my skin as I usually do.  I actually like the look so maybe I’ll start wearing it more often.

 

PI-KU-CHAS! 

 

 

 

Me N Candy!  And Eddie looking…stupid–I mean NORMAL.

 

 

Here is one team in the football game that lasted the whole FOUR HOURS.  It looks like they’re talkin’ tactics…

 

 

And they charge…

 

 

Dave catches the ball…and is tackled.  Sadness.

 

 

TUG OF WAR!  Juniors and Seniors versus…

 

 

THE FRESHMAN AND SOPHOMORES!  GO TEAM!  (We actually won!)

 

 

 

Yeah, I don’t know what this is.

 

 

See?  I told you we could be normal!

 

 

(Or can we?)  OMG, do my eyes deceive me?  NO!  It’s the two coolest girls in the world doing their way cool pointy fingers…ON THE BEACH!  Why are you vomiting uncontrollably?

 

Let me just tell you that it is IMPOSSIBLE to get food with the CASA guys.  When it was announced that food was ready, all these guys just surrounded the BBQ and whenever something was cooked, they’d just take it.  AND THEY WOULDN’T LEAVE!  They’d just stand there until they filled their plates with hamburgers, hotdogs, bacon, chicken, and chips.  Tiff, Eddie, Candy (a girl we met yesterday), and I just waited and waited.  Tiff managed to get some chicken and devoured it immediately.  She then tells me to “assert myself” and “push my way up to the front.”  Haha.  Yeah right.  I then told her that I refused to beg for my food, and this dude standing nearby heard me, and yelled at the guys, “HEY!  GIVE THE GIRLS FOOD FIRST!”  Mwa ha ha ha ha.  Thanks dude.  I got my chicken, and all the guys groaned about how much bigger my piece was than theirs.

 

Divine revenge?  You bet. 

 

 

After that Tiff and I came back to the apt. where we desperately tried to scrub the dirty, dirty beach-y feeling off our bodies (our hands, feet, and shoes were all gray b/c the sand was so dirty).  Eddie called and invited Tiff and me to their apt. for dinner.  I took some really funny videos of the guys.  I will post them if someone can tell me HOW TO POST VIDEOS IN XANGA.  Please keep in mind that I’m not very clever so I may need step-by-step instructions. 

 

Tiff and I also watched some Mad TV and SNL (with the AWESOME Christopher Walken…THE CONTINENTAL!).  Seeing him just made me want to wear Fedora hats.  I can already picture what I would wear with the hat…and then I think about how much it will cost and become sad.

 

 

 

This is probably what Tiff is doing RIGHT NOW:  Reading that book yet again.  Tiff has this weird problem (or is it a gift?) that makes her deaf or something when she reads.  She can just tune out all sounds and conversation and just get lost in a book.  If I ran into our room with a knife stuck in my back screaming bloody murder she probably wouldn’t hear.

 

…

 

…

 

…

 

But I’d bet she would hear if I ran in singing “Luke be a Jedi tonnnNIGHT!”

My fascination with Goths continues.  However, Tiffanie has also fallen victim to the darkness and now we are practically twins (we’re even wearing the same jeans…same wash, same cut, same size…scary!).  Except I’m REALLY evil and she’s really nice and likeable…not to mention half my size…shorty…heh heh heh.  Alright…so here we are all made up in what we believe to be Goth, even though I’m sure true Goths out there are mocking us.

 

 

 

And of course…Tiff and I are just big ol’ posers, and we can’t control our naturally geeky personalities as you can see.  THE POINTY FINGERS RETURN!

 

 

 

And now this picture, which both Tiff and I hate, but I’m putting it up anyway as a way for me to pay homage to her birthday…and Todai….  We were trying to figure out ways we could somehow photoshop this picture to make us look better…In my case you’d need to use that glittery blob that TV shows use to protect people’s identities.  I would actually do it but it takes too long for Photoshop7 to load, so I’ll let the world see the natural me.  WHY DO YOU CRINGE?!  DON’T YOU TURN AWAY IN HORROR!  BWAAAAR!

 

 

Today was a good day I guess.  Went to the CASA dim sum, where I paid $8 (our table split the bill 10 ways) even though I only ate two pieces.  Most of it was enjoyable even though I had a bit of an…“unpleasant” experience in the beginning, but overall…errr…I guess it was okay.  Here is a pic of some girl, me, Tiff, Eddie and Dave. 

 

 

 

Yeah, I have tons of reading to do and two quizzes and a midterm this week.  Too bad I’m too exhausted to really complain about it. 

 

Oh yeah, Brian took Tiff and me shopping right after dim sum and Tiff and I spent so much (and in my case, too much) money!  Oh no…8 am class tomorrow…6:30 am wakeup.  NOOOOOO!  I need sleep! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFFANIE!

 

(The BIG 1-2, huh?  Oh wait!  You’re NINETEEN!  Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa.  Oh…present?  YEAH, I got you something.  It’s right…here!!! (points to ceiling… runs away)) 

Had an awesome steak lunch today:  Corn (made by Tiff), steaks (marinated by Tiff, grilled by Dave and Eddie), garlic mashed potatoes, (HOMEMADE BY ME!!!), and apple pie (from Costco).  George did dishes, and even though Jon didn’t really contribute to the dinner (though his stories were highly amusing), it’s all good b/c it was his birthday.  Not bad for six college students, eh?

 

Here’s a picture of the steak LEFTOVERS that Tiff and I took home (we also took the apple pie)…we’ve got some major stir frying ahead of us!

 

 

 

Quote of the day:  “I’m pushing a cart, I’m chopping wood, I’m having a baby!”

 

The funniest (and most disturbing) thing of the day is seeing Eddie and Dave go through their phases of endless flirting that somehow shift into a sissy slap fight.  At first Tiff and I would laugh, after a while we shifted our eyes, and eventually we got fed up and just poked them with broomsticks to keep them in check. 

 

It was a good day.

 

What happened just now:  That black and white Ralph Lauren-esque Wienerschnitzel commercial came on TV!  The one with that girl on the beach who is in love with the CG hotdog…

 

Girl:  “I want you…”

(screen fades)

Weinerschnitzel Dog:  “You have to catch me…”

(screen fades)

 

And it goes on. 

 

Well, with that in mind, let me just say this:  When I first told Tiff, Brian, and Daniel of this commercial (last year), they just laughed.  They all thought I was crazy!  But NOW WHO IS THE CRAZY ONE?!  HUH?  YOU ARE!  HOO-YEAH!  THAT’S RIGHT!  LORETTA WAS RIGHT!  A-BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…And now that Tiff has seen it, she too is under it’s evil spell.  She will never forget it…

 

So the long weekend is over, and now I’m once again trapped within my usual haze of boredom and monotony.  Eat, study, eat, study, eat, TV, study, sleep.   That’s pretty much been my life for the last few days, and I get the feeling that this is basically how it’s going to be for the rest of my life.  Yip-eeeeeerrr…

 

Now that our apartment finally has internet, all of the bonds and social relationships that we apartment mates have forged with each other, will quickly disappear, leaving only four glassy-eyed zombies who will now, and forever, believe that the internet is their be all and end all.   

 

Fabulous.

 

What’s new, you ask?  Well, I’m glad you asked that question b/c now I have the pleasure of telling you to shut up!  It’s my turn to talk!  (Ahem)  School is still as boring as ever.  All of my classes seem to drag on forever to the point that one day, I will be discovered in my seat (in the front row, of course), as a mere skeleton, and my once youthful glow will be replaced by the youthful scent of rotting flesh.  For many years to come, students will whisper in the halls about that promising, young student who somehow studied to death.  And then my ghost will see these stupid gossipers and I will ghost-pee all over them.  “Hey…did you guys feel that?  It suddenly got real warm…” 

 

A-heh-heh-heh-heh…that’ll teach them not to mess with the Ghost of Christmas Loretta!

 

Well, here are a few pictures I never posted.  We actually have pets within our apartment…

 

 

 

This is a picture of Scottie, Kelly’s fluffy lil’ bun-bun!

 

 

 

And these are my hermit crabs.  I named them both Crab.  I admit, they aren’t very cute…or soft…or lovable…but just like me, they are loners that pinch strangers for no reason. 

 

 

 

And this is my baby Dancha who is still back home in Hawaii!  This picture is one I took from an actual photo on my wall!  Amazingly clear isn’t it?  A picture of a picture!  Get it?!  A picture…of…A PICTURE!  It’s like that mirror thing, where you’re looking into a mirror and then there is another mirror behind you and it looks like you’re going to die b/c oh my god I can’t believe you are still reading this.