Yesterday was Jorge’s birthday…HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORGE!!!
Our birthday boy chose Hooters as his birthday establishment (fitting considering both Hooters and Jorge turned 20 this year). I thought the guys would be all drool-y and stuff over all the girls but they weren’t. They were so mellow…maybe it was because Tiff and I were there…communicating through sign language while making funny noises.
And of course…we have pictures.
Jon Lam looking open and personable as usual.
They look sorta glum don't they? But they perked up when they saw this...
POINTY FINGERS AT HOOTERS! Oh wait, they weren't happy to see us...they actually were embarrassed! Care? I do not. But they were happy to see this...
Pay no attention to this...it's just some car parked on the street...umm what kind of car was this again? An Acura Integra? Wha?
Alright, I’ve got a story for you guys. I went to go see Hopkins for Accounting help on Tuesday. As many of you know, I have a bad sense of direction...more like horrible; I probably could get lost in a paper bag, so it makes sense that I would get lost inside the Accounting building. As I was trying to find a way out, ANY way out, I ended up in a little hallway, and BAM! Right next to me in the hallway of ACCT is this evil creature…
BABOON!
A life-size baboon…sitting what seems to be rather harmlessly on a chair, but oh I’m on to its little tricks. Phase 1) Look cute sitting in its chair, Phase 2) Deceive naïve Loretta with its “friendly” smile, and Phase 3) Follow her home, and eat her alive!!!
Clever my friend, very clever…
I’M ON TO YOU MR. ALL-SMILES-BABOON!!!
Note: Next is a really stupid AIM conversation Brian and I had yesterday. See if you can pinpoint 1) the moment our conversation becomes stupid, and 2) the moment we transition from sheer stupidity to an unabashed, no-holds-barred display of LOTR virtuoso.
crazyazn17 (6:38:13 PM): omg is morgan stanley trying to advertise to chinese ppl or what?
crazyazn17 (6:38:19 PM): that is our client...the nation of china
watermelonwish (6:38:39 PM): WHAT?!
watermelonwish (6:38:46 PM): DID I JUST READ RIGHT?
crazyazn17 (6:39:20 PM): YES
crazyazn17 (6:39:25 PM): morgan stanley!
crazyazn17 (6:39:28 PM): what are you doing?!
watermelonwish (6:39:41 PM): we are not fooled...
watermelonwish (6:39:45 PM): but oh, the ignorant masses...
watermelonwish (6:39:51 PM): they may be taken in by their devilry!
crazyazn17 (6:40:07 PM): we must begin our crusade
crazyazn17 (6:40:11 PM): but wait
crazyazn17 (6:40:13 PM): no...
crazyazn17 (6:40:18 PM): we dont care about other people
watermelonwish (6:40:24 PM): but...they are our brothers...
watermelonwish (6:40:28 PM): our asian brethren
watermelonwish (6:40:30 PM): we must...
watermelonwish (6:40:35 PM): for our...people...
crazyazn17 (6:40:47 PM): we must weed out the weak
watermelonwish (6:41:00 PM): but the only ones left will be you and me!
crazyazn17 (6:41:36 PM): i get n america and europe
watermelonwish (6:41:47 PM): WHAT?
watermelonwish (6:41:49 PM): no fair
watermelonwish (6:41:56 PM): dont' leave me with all of the third world crap!
watermelonwish (6:42:00 PM): FINE
watermelonwish (6:42:02 PM): i get asia...
watermelonwish (6:42:09 PM): well i get the rest
watermelonwish (6:42:10 PM): there!
crazyazn17 (6:42:12 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:14 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:15 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:17 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:24 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:25 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:27 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:28 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:31 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:35 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:36 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:38 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:39 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:40 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:41 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:42 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:44 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:44 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:51 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:52 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:53 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:56 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:57 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:42:58 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:42:59 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:01 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:03 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:05 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:06 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:08 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:10 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:13 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:14 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:16 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:16 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:20 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:21 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:23 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:24 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:30 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:31 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:32 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:33 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:43:40 PM): (how long will this madness continue?!)
watermelonwish (6:43:48 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:43:52 PM): (til eternity i suppose)
crazyazn17 (6:43:53 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:44:06 PM): (for the good of the world, we must argue on forever)
watermelonwish (6:44:06 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:44:16 PM): (we must)
crazyazn17 (6:44:16 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:44:31 PM): (yes, we will sacrifice ourselves for others...our one noble deed in life)
watermelonwish (6:44:32 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:44:53 PM): (we wouldnt want that...perhaps we should desist)
crazyazn17 (6:44:54 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:45:02 PM): (you stop first)
watermelonwish (6:45:02 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:45:10 PM): no (to both)
watermelonwish (6:45:38 PM): (fine)
watermelonwish (6:45:38 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:45:44 PM): (very well)
crazyazn17 (6:45:45 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:45:56 PM): (then we go until one falls...)
watermelonwish (6:45:58 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:46:10 PM): (sadness)
crazyazn17 (6:46:10 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:46:14 PM): (prepare yourself)
watermelonwish (6:46:15 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:46:28 PM): (for YOUR end)
crazyazn17 (6:46:29 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:46:55 PM): (mwa ha ha ha...you wish my friend...)
watermelonwish (6:46:56 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:47:19 PM): (no need to wish my child...)
crazyazn17 (6:47:20 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:47:42 PM): (your end is near...)
watermelonwish (6:47:42 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:47:56 PM): (as is yours!)
crazyazn17 (6:47:57 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:48:09 PM): (go towards the light)
watermelonwish (6:48:10 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:48:22 PM): (dont follow the lights)
crazyazn17 (6:48:23 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:48:36 PM): (you shall die by my hand...or text!)
watermelonwish (6:48:36 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:49:04 PM): (leave now and never come back)
crazyazn17 (6:49:05 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:49:33 PM): (and give you an easy escape?)
watermelonwish (6:49:36 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:49:37 PM): (resistance is futile)
crazyazn17 (6:49:38 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:49:52 PM): (your life is hanging by a thread! bow down to me!)
watermelonwish (6:49:53 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:50:01 PM): (fly you fool)
crazyazn17 (6:50:02 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:50:23 PM): (GANDAAAALLF!!! NOOOOO!)
watermelonwish (6:50:24 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:50:42 PM): (NoOOoooOoooOOOOOooOOOO!!!)
crazyazn17 (6:50:43 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:50:54 PM): (YEEEEEEEESSSS!)
watermelonwish (6:50:55 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:51:04 PM): (we must make for lorien)
crazyazn17 (6:51:05 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:51:23 PM): (to the gray havens...do you really think he will come back?)
watermelonwish (6:51:25 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:51:54 PM): (to calas galadhorn)
crazyazn17 (6:51:54 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:52:08 PM): (so Gandalf, you have chosen...death)
watermelonwish (6:52:09 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:52:14 PM): (elfdom on earth!)
crazyazn17 (6:52:15 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:52:33 PM): (blood has been spilt this night)
watermelonwish (6:52:34 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:52:43 PM): (you have no power over me)
crazyazn17 (6:52:43 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:53:01 PM): (you cannot pass! go back to the shadow...)
watermelonwish (6:53:01 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:53:04 PM): (the red sun rises)
crazyazn17 (6:53:04 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:53:47 PM): (toss me, i say you have to toss me!)
watermelonwish (6:53:47 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:53:50 PM): (what business do a man, elf, and a dwarf have in the riddermark?)
crazyazn17 (6:53:51 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:54:03 PM): (the dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark)
watermelonwish (6:54:04 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:54:11 PM): (we track a party of uruks)
crazyazn17 (6:54:12 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:54:44 PM): (they are here)
watermelonwish (6:54:44 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:54:46 PM): (do you want me to descibe it to you?)
crazyazn17 (6:54:47 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:55:01 PM): (or shall i get you a box?)
watermelonwish (6:55:01 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:55:13 PM): (dont tell the elf)
crazyazn17 (6:55:14 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:55:21 PM): (the bridge of kazadum)
watermelonwish (6:55:22 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:55:36 PM): (the mines of moria)
crazyazn17 (6:55:37 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:55:38 PM): (did you see two hobbits?)
watermelonwish (6:55:38 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:55:56 PM): (they would be but children to your eyes)
crazyazn17 (6:55:57 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:56:08 PM): (a hobbit lay here....)
watermelonwish (6:56:08 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:56:29 PM): (their hands were bound)
crazyazn17 (6:56:30 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:56:53 PM): (their binds were cut...)
watermelonwish (6:56:54 PM): yes
crazyazn17 (6:57:11 PM): (fangorn forest)
crazyazn17 (6:57:12 PM): no
watermelonwish (6:57:12 PM): i have to go soon!
crazyazn17 (6:57:16 PM): haha me too!
watermelonwish (6:57:19 PM): (they crawled)
watermelonwish (6:57:19 PM): yes
watermelonwish (6:57:22 PM): we're so sad!
watermelonwish (6:57:26 PM): this madness ends NOW!
crazyazn17 (6:57:30 PM): (what madness lies in there)
crazyazn17 (6:57:31 PM): no
crazyazn17 (6:57:33 PM): fine
crazyazn17 (6:57:34 PM): hehe
watermelonwish (6:57:38 PM): truce my friend
watermelonwish (6:57:40 PM): truce
crazyazn17 (6:57:45 PM): i accept
crazyazn17 (6:58:05 PM): our nations are no longer at war
We are soooooo pathetic...
Comments (1)
what's like in hooters? that babboon scares me. isn't that the babboon from lion king, just wearing a shirt? very funny aim stuff. when you guys start your "crusade" is when things were stupid. and it was very interesting how you guys were still arguin while reciting lines from lotr. always love your entries.
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