This is a conversation Tiff and I had almost one year ago, April 05, 2003 to be exact. It's a disturbing and very candid look into the lives and minds of two of the greatest, and most misunderstood geniuses of our time.
Lor (2:32:19 PM): my apartment has MANY closets
Lor (2:32:22 PM): you wouldn't believe
Tiff (2:32:40 PM): hahhaha
Tiff (2:32:46 PM): that sounds almost...creepy
Lor (2:33:30 PM): for instance...
Lor (2:33:34 PM): one closet...
Lor (2:33:38 PM): holds coats and BOXES
Lor (2:33:40 PM): that's right…BOXES
Tiff (2:33:44 PM): OOOOOOH SHIT
Tiff (2:33:45 PM): OMG
Tiff (2:33:46 PM): O
Tiff (2:33:47 PM): M
Tiff (2:33:47 PM): G
Tiff (2:33:53 PM): FREAKIN BOXES
Tiff (2:33:56 PM): YOU FIEND!
Tiff (2:33:59 PM): i LIKE it
Tiff (2:34:01 PM): hahahahahaha
Lor (2:34:10 PM): hahahahaha
Lor (2:34:11 PM): yes
Lor (2:34:13 PM): but the coats...
Lor (2:34:20 PM): they don't incite any reaction?
Lor (2:34:21 PM): why?
Lor (2:34:36 PM): people are usually screaming and pulling their hair out in fear when i mention THE coats
Tiff (2:34:47 PM): THe coats i see everydaY! i mean,we're friends! but boxes....SUCH FORBIDDEN-nESS
Tiff (2:34:54 PM): coats and me are like THIS
Tiff (2:35:02 PM): but boxes..
Tiff (2:35:05 PM): DUH DUH DUH
Tiff (2:35:11 PM): that's just freaky
Lor (2:35:12 PM): exactly
Lor (2:35:16 PM): i keep them locked up
Tiff (2:35:23 PM): hahah they're chained to the floor
Lor (2:35:23 PM): so they don't get out and cause some sort of riot
Lor (2:35:28 PM): you know...
Lor (2:35:29 PM): box riot
Tiff (2:35:35 PM): hahahaha!!!
Lor (2:35:38 PM): those are dangerous
Tiff (2:35:39 PM): millions could be affected
Tiff (2:35:45 PM): by their boxiness
Lor (2:35:54 PM): thousands will die due to their boxiness
Tiff (2:36:02 PM): hahahhaahhahahha
Lor (2:36:06 PM): it will close a chapter in boxes forever
Tiff (2:36:20 PM): hahahahaha their boxiness.....WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!!
Lor (2:36:31 PM): i don't know
Lor (2:36:39 PM): i think it means the same thing as CRABSTERBATION
Tiff (2:36:47 PM): hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Tiff (2:37:00 PM): i was thinking....boxiness has something to do with...corners...
Tiff (2:37:01 PM): but...
Tiff (2:37:04 PM): apparently not...
Lor (2:37:23 PM): it might have something to do with corners...
Tiff (2:37:33 PM): hmmmmmmmmm
Lor (2:37:35 PM): in the S & M sort of way...
Tiff (2:37:41 PM): hahahahahha!! WHAT?!
Tiff (2:37:58 PM): "QUIET YOU! or else...it's the CORNERS!!" "I'm SORRY MISTRESS!'
Lor (2:38:03 PM): hahaha
Lor (2:38:09 PM): and we're holding those whips
Tiff (2:38:16 PM): hahah and pointing to the boxes
Lor (2:38:19 PM): yeah
Lor (2:38:26 PM): no one will be afraid of that
Lor (2:38:29 PM): unless...
Lor (2:38:36 PM): can you beat a person to death by box corners?
Tiff (2:38:43 PM): hahahhaha yeah, that is true. hahaha that would take forEVER
Tiff (2:38:52 PM): it'd be like chinese water torture
Tiff (2:38:55 PM): kind of..
Lor (2:38:55 PM): yes
Lor (2:38:57 PM): drip drip
Lor (2:39:00 PM): except we do...
Lor (2:39:03 PM): beat beat beat beat
Tiff (2:39:06 PM): HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Tiff (2:39:11 PM): omg, we'd be so feared
Lor (2:39:14 PM): totally
Lor (2:39:20 PM): we can carry box corners under our clothes
Lor (2:39:27 PM): for quick death-access
Tiff (2:39:42 PM): hahahahha why not just the WHOLE boxes. we'd make lovely silleuettes
Lor (2:39:52 PM): haha
Lor (2:39:56 PM): we'd look like robots
Tiff (2:40:27 PM): hahahahahah it'd be even funnier if we got followers because of that
Tiff (2:40:29 PM): OMG IDIOTS
Lor (2:40:31 PM): yes!
Lor (2:40:37 PM): and then we commit mass suicide
Tiff (2:40:41 PM): hahahahhahhaahaha
Lor (2:40:43 PM): and tell them that when we die
Lor (2:40:45 PM): we become boxes
Tiff (2:41:03 PM): why does our scenarios always end in death?!!
Tiff (2:41:03 PM): I WANT TO LIVE!!!
Tiff (2:41:11 PM): but becoming a box WOULD be nice
Tiff (2:41:15 PM): i could...store things
Lor (2:41:20 PM): yes...
Lor (2:41:33 PM): i could also store things...
Tiff (2:41:36 PM): hahhahaha
Lor (2:41:39 PM): and then be put into a dark closet
Lor (2:41:42 PM): and opened periodically
Tiff (2:41:54 PM): have a contest who could store more, and then....we get into a fight and attack each other with our corners
Tiff (2:42:03 PM): hahahha
Tiff (2:42:11 PM): oooooooooh opened periodically
Lor (2:42:11 PM): when our owners open up the closet
Tiff (2:42:13 PM): that's so HOT
Tiff (2:42:15 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
Lor (2:42:23 PM): they see their belongings strewn everywhere
Lor (2:42:27 PM): and us ripped to shreds
Lor (2:42:33 PM): because we killed each other with our corners
Tiff (2:42:49 PM): hahaha cuz we're such poor excuese for boxes. hahaha YES, our corners are deadly
Lor (2:42:55 PM): deadly corners
Tiff (2:43:02 PM): hahahhahaha
Lor (2:43:03 PM): hell, lets just take over the world
Tiff (2:43:06 PM): i wish i had corners NOW
Tiff (2:43:10 PM): i'd be...pointy
Lor (2:43:11 PM): i mean, no one can resist the deadly corners
Tiff (2:43:20 PM): hahahhaha they cry with fear
Lor (2:43:33 PM): pointy + storage capabilities = GOD
Lor (2:43:40 PM): why didn't we realize this earlier?
Tiff (2:43:45 PM): OMG! THE SACRED FORMULA!!!!
Lor (2:43:56 PM): all we need now is followers
Lor (2:44:01 PM): and a book of all our teachings
Tiff (2:44:07 PM): hhahah they will succumb
Tiff (2:44:19 PM): we'll have to eliminate our competitors, the CRATES
Lor (2:44:25 PM): oh...those crates...
Lor (2:44:32 PM): i'm sure we boxes outnumber them
Tiff (2:44:32 PM): and you were SELLING THEM
Lor (2:44:34 PM): i know!
Tiff (2:44:35 PM): for shame...
Lor (2:44:37 PM): what was i thinking?!
Lor (2:44:39 PM): brainwashed!
Tiff (2:44:44 PM): hahhahha they almost HAD YOU!
Lor (2:44:47 PM): I MUST CLEANSE MYSELF OF THE CRATES!
Tiff (2:44:57 PM): hahhaha i had to hit you with my deadly corner to wake you up!
Tiff (2:45:05 PM): CLEANSE YOU BOXY WOMAN
Lor (2:45:15 PM): i'm still scarred on my lower left corner
Tiff (2:45:28 PM): hehehehhe a little reminder of ME, on YOU
Lor (2:45:34 PM): yes...
Tiff (2:45:40 PM): DON'T RUB IT OFF
Tiff (2:45:41 PM): STOP THAT
Lor (2:45:44 PM): i will get box surgery
Tiff (2:45:57 PM): ....why do you hurt me....
Lor (2:45:58 PM): would box surgery be like...
Lor (2:46:06 PM): cardboard surgery instead of plastic surgery?
Tiff (2:46:10 PM): hahahahah YES
Lor (2:46:13 PM): i thought so
Tiff (2:46:19 PM): so prestigious
Lor (2:46:21 PM): no wonder all of the doctors kept on turning me away
Tiff (2:46:30 PM): i wanna marry a cardboard surgeon
Lor (2:46:31 PM): they kept on telling me, "NO BOXES"
Lor (2:46:33 PM): me too!
Tiff (2:46:34 PM): they're awesome
Lor (2:46:37 PM): they make millions
Lor (2:46:43 PM): and you know cardboard surgeons are HOT
Tiff (2:46:58 PM): haha totally hot
Tiff (2:47:23 PM): hahahha you finally realized you're a box after the 60th doctor says, "NO! YOu'RE A BOX!" ????? hahahha smaaart
Lor (2:47:39 PM): actually
Lor (2:47:43 PM): after he told me I was a box
Lor (2:47:51 PM): i went into a period of deep denial
Tiff (2:47:57 PM): oh dear
Lor (2:47:58 PM): and i only realized the truth
Lor (2:48:05 PM): when the doctors kept on trying to store stuff in me
Lor (2:48:09 PM): and i couldn't get a cab
Lor (2:48:17 PM): because i was small, square, and looked like garbage
Tiff (2:48:30 PM): hahahahhahahahahha
Lor (2:48:30 PM): stupid racist cabbies
Lor (2:48:38 PM): why can't they just accept our differences?!
Tiff (2:48:36 PM): sue their asses
Lor (2:48:41 PM): i will!
Lor (2:48:45 PM): for box defamation!
Tiff (2:48:47 PM): and then...CORNER THEM
Lor (2:48:49 PM): oooh
Tiff (2:48:50 PM): that'll teach them
Lor (2:48:53 PM): the final judgement
Lor (2:49:00 PM): DIE BY CORNERS!
Lor (2:49:05 PM): they will try to run
Lor (2:49:10 PM): but i am faster than they are
Lor (2:49:14 PM): though i dont' know how
Tiff (2:49:17 PM): hahahaha with your NONlegs
Lor (2:49:20 PM): considering i'm square on the bottom
Tiff (2:49:23 PM): you just glide
Lor (2:49:26 PM): oh yes
Lor (2:49:31 PM): on invisible breezes
Tiff (2:49:35 PM): hahahahahhaa
Tiff (2:49:51 PM): that'd be SO HELLA FUNNY! some guy is running for his life cuz a box is chasing after him
Lor (2:50:19 PM): yeah
Lor (2:50:21 PM): a box
Lor (2:50:24 PM): with asian eyes
Lor (2:50:28 PM): cursing at him
Tiff (2:50:32 PM): hhahahaha squinty eyes
Lor (2:50:34 PM): yes
Lor (2:50:41 PM): for we are "made in china"
Lor (2:50:47 PM): check the sticker on your flap
Tiff (2:50:51 PM): "get BACK HERE! I'll CORNER YOU GOOD!" hahahaahhah excellent
Tiff (2:50:58 PM): oh yes, i am Chinese as well
Lor (2:51:01 PM): ah
Lor (2:51:09 PM): if you were American made, i would have had a problem
Lor (2:51:11 PM): with you
Tiff (2:51:22 PM): hahhah and i would've fallen apart months ago
Lor (2:51:28 PM): ahahahah
Tiff (2:51:28 PM): oooh NOW who's racist
Lor (2:51:29 PM): totally
Tiff (2:51:30 PM): hahahahaha
Lor (2:51:34 PM): me!
Lor (2:51:36 PM): ahaha
Tiff (2:51:38 PM): hahahhahaha
Tiff (2:51:44 PM): oh yeah, you're not PC
Tiff (2:51:47 PM): i forgot that
Tiff (2:51:50 PM): haahaha
Lor (2:51:50 PM): thats right
Lor (2:51:55 PM): boxes rule.
Lor (2:51:58 PM): boxes are god
Tiff (2:52:00 PM): we're GODS
Tiff (2:52:01 PM): YES
Lor (2:52:02 PM): exactly
Tiff (2:52:02 PM): hahahahahha
Tiff (2:52:04 PM): that's a quote
Lor (2:52:12 PM): our "box bible" will be filled with things like,
Lor (2:52:21 PM): "shift your eyes as often as possible"
Tiff (2:52:25 PM): ahahhaahahah
Tiff (2:52:28 PM): yes, exactly!
Lor (2:52:30 PM): "eat small baby animals"
Lor (2:52:37 PM): and the like
Tiff (2:52:48 PM): Use your corners only in danger....of if you're really pissed off
Lor (2:52:54 PM): hahaha
Tiff (2:53:04 PM): hahaha
Lor (2:53:10 PM): "use the wind to your advantage...catch up to the infidels!"
Tiff (2:53:15 PM): hahahahahhahah
Tiff (2:53:23 PM): if you see a crate, it SHALL be a match to the death
Lor (2:53:34 PM): ahahaha
Lor (2:53:37 PM): everywhere,
Lor (2:53:43 PM): there will be boxes and crates fighting
Tiff (2:53:48 PM): hahha DOG FIGHTS!
Lor (2:53:49 PM): and there will be no room to walk
Lor (2:53:55 PM): because there are too many of them
Lor (2:54:00 PM): and people will gamble on them
Tiff (2:54:12 PM): hahahahahha i can see it!! the shuffling noises, the boxes and crates slamming into each other
Tiff (2:54:15 PM): it's...it's...
Tiff (2:54:18 PM): it's beautiful
Lor (2:54:25 PM): yes...
Lor (2:54:29 PM): it brings a tear to my eye
Lor (2:54:35 PM): a tear shaped like...a box
Lor (2:54:45 PM): and i'm crying cardboard
Tiff (2:54:45 PM): heheheheh!! hahhaha they're all pointy and scratch your face
Tiff (2:54:48 PM): hahahahaaah
Lor (2:54:50 PM): yeah
Lor (2:54:52 PM): ah!
Lor (2:54:53 PM): the tears!
Lor (2:54:55 PM): they burn!
spiffytiffi912 (2:55:54 PM): hahahhhahahaha
spiffytiffi912 (2:56:01 PM): ....why doesn't anybody understand us...
watermelonwish (2:58:04 PM): i don't know...
watermelonwish (2:58:11 PM): they must not understand english or something
...magnificent...just...magnificent...
Comments (4)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA - wait, why am i commenting, you're just outside this door....
Funniest exchange exchange ever... One day, our Church of Saint Slightly-Nubby-In-The-Corners-But-Pointy-Enough-Because-It's-An-OLD-Box-Goddammit! will have its day of glory, filled with drones-i mean, devout followers!!!! ALL HAIL BOX! ALL HAIL US!!!
that was so funny. i had to hold my laughter in cause i'm in the library and everyone would think i'm crazy... like you and tiff. i was just joking don't corner me to death. please! all hail box! hehe.
good god that was SOOOO long...at least when you and i make no sense, we're concise!
OMFG a 25 minute and 58 second long conversation about boxes and shit.... that was fuckin crazy/stupid/WTF MATE/fuckin' kangaroos..... eh... yah, actuuuaaaally, it would be pretty sweet to be a box and kill people with my corners... OKAY! COUNT ME IN masters!!!
Comments are closed.