I usually avoid these mass-survey things like the plague, but this one…I still tried to avoid it, but it runs faster than I am. Which reminds me. This morning, This guy wearing a collared-shirt and khaki slacks was running toward campus…the weird thing was, he was running in slow motion. Really slow leg movements, kinda graceful, kinda sweaty. Will someone explain that to me?
x. Name : Loretta Hua Wang
x. Birthday : October 15, 1984
x. Piercings: Earlobes, Cartilage, Industrial
x. Tattoos: None
x. Height: When I’m wearing shoes, I’m 5’3” but when I don’t, I’m 3’4″. Yeah…I wear the same shoes that the Spice Girls wear. “Yo! I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really, really want!”
x. Hair color: Black
x. Length: Shoulder-length. But my back-hair is down to my knees. I tried trimming and pruning, shaving, hot wax, Nads, and electrolysis…nothing works! Will no one save me from me from my back-hair plague?
x. Pets: A Pomeranian named Dancha (Pronounced “Dan-ka”) who looks so cute and cuddly that I can’t help but use baby-talk with him. “Hello, my Danki-boo-boo-cha-cha! I love my fluffy-floo-floo!” Hey! I don’t appreciate your condescending laughter and your pointing fingers! Grrr. I also have a little finch named Poncho the Pontificate (stop laughing!). My parents found a baby bird on the ground outside their office and they brought him (her?) to me and I raised it to become as cruel and aggressive to strangers as I am. “I love my Ponchi-baby!”
Last…
x. Movie you rented: American History X…VERY traumatizing…
x. Movie you bought: Hmm…I got Lord of the Rings for X-MAS so that would make the last movie I bought…Dogma?
x. Song you listened to: A Place For My Head by Linkin Park
x. Song you had stuck in your head: Landslide by the Dixie Chicks.
x. Song you’ve downloaded: Hmm…I think that would be Like a Stone by Audioslave.
x. TV show you’ve watched: Dr. Phil…he’s my hero!
x. Person you were thinking of: Hmm…I don’t really remember…
Do..
x. You have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No…and I will NOT be losing that bet…I will just wait until summer to start pimping myself out again.
x. You have a crush on someone: Define “crush.” Actually I do have one…but it’s a secret… IfYou’reReadingThis You’reSTUPID! ß here is his name…just TRY and read it!
x. You wish you could live somewhere else: Sometimes. When I was in Hawaii I wanted to go to someplace with a big city (like LA!) but now that I’m here most of the year, I want to go someplace that isn’t so city-ish (like Hawaii!).
x. You think about suicide: Yes, I did a lot as a kid, because kids can be so cruel to those who are “different.”
x. You believe in online dating: Haha. Not really. There are too many pedophiles out there who pose as 12-year old girls. Like myself. My name is Cindy. I like Pokemon! Ahahaha. I’m just soooo wrong!
x. Others find you attractive: If they do, I sure don’t know about it. Whenever I catch someone looking at me, I usually check to see if I have anything on my face or if my fly is open…and it usually is…so I don’t think others find me attractive. Look away! I’m HIDEOUS!
x. You want more piercings: Definitely. Who wants to go with me?!
x. You want more tattoos: I don’t have any tattoos so how could I possibly want more tattoos? Someone needs to rethink this question! Harumph!
x. You do drugs: Define “drugs.” And when you’re done with that, define “do” and “you.”
x. You like cleaning: Sometimes. I like for things to be clean (like bathrooms or syringes) but I don’t usually like to clean.
x. You write in cursive or print: Both
x. You carry a donor card: No, but I am a donor.
For or Against…
x. Long distance relationships: For. They can work, and who knows? Maybe I’ll have to be in one someday.
x. Using someone: For. I’m not going to say against because I know I do it…sometimes (shifty eyes).
x. Suicide: For. If people have the right to live their life, they have the right to end it.
x. Killing people: Haha. Depends on the situation…let’s say the only way to save an innocent child is to kill a murderer…then again…let’s say the only way to save yourself is to kill your mom…innocence is the key.
x. Teenage smoking: Hmm…I have uncles who’ve been smoking for a while, and if you could see their teeth now, you’d recoil in disgust. FOR. Haha. Just kidding. It depends on the person. I wouldn’t want my boyfriend/husband to be a smoker (not to suggest that I will marry a teenager) nor would I want anyone I loved to be a smoker because of all the complications caused by smoking. But anyone else can go ahead.
x. Doing drugs: My answer is basically the same as “teenage smoking” minus the uncle part.
x. Premarital sex: I am for PS as long as it is done wisely. USE RUBBERS PEOPLE!
x. Driving drunk: STRONGLY AGAINST! DUI is just stupid. It helps no one…except for maybe casket makers and mortuary workers.
x. gay/lesbian relationships: For. Haha…if only you could see how many of my friends were gay! Ahahahahah!
Favorite…
x. Food: I really love pastas and salads. They are the absolute best. Oh yeah, I also like bread and rice.
x. Song: When I have a favorite song, it usually stays one of my favorites. Rock Steady by No Doubt, I’m With You by Avril Lavigne, Warning by Incubus, I Could Die for You by Red Hot Chili Peppers, just to name a few.
x. Thing to do: Talking, laughing, and making people laugh. It’s just so satisfying.
x. Thing to talk about: When a friend does something stupid or funny. I also like deep talks that seem to just bring a friendship to a higher level.
x. Sports: I don’t really do sports, because I hate exercise. But I do watch sports…my eyes are exhausted after that!
x. Drinks: Those Chinese yoghurt drinks that come in little, foil topped bottles (Yang-Luh-Dwoh…look at my sad spelling), skim milk, clean water, and diet soda…and urine…lots and lots of urine.
x. Clothes: I hate to admit it, but I like name brand clothes. BURBERRY! BURBERRY! BURBERRY! Style-wise, I like longer-sleeved Ts, and stiff, boot-cut jeans.
x. Movies: LORD OF THE RINGS!!!
x. Holiday: Christmas: Family. Good food. Giving. Receiving. Santa.
x. Car: Anything that can be described as “dope” or “dope-ass.”
x. Ever cried over a girl/ boy: Yes.
x. Ever lied to someone : Yes. But only when absolutely necessary. Like when I’m 7 years old and my mom is standing with a threatening ruler in her hand interrogating me about whether or not I practiced piano when I know I didn’t… “Did you practice piano?” “(shifty eyes)…yes…”
x. Ever been in a fist fight / arrested: Nope. Under this hateful and evil exterior, I’m as gentle as a bulldozer.
What…
x. Shampoo do you use: LUX from Taiwan!
x. Are you scared of: Being robbed or raped or hurt in some sort of accident; having someone I care about die or experience pain.
Number…
x. Of times I have had my heart broken?: None.
x. Of hearts I have broken?: Physically? Or emotionally?
x. Of boys I have kissed?: None. I’ve kissed my dog and he’s a boy. And I had a dream that I was kissing Jimmy Fallon. Do either of those count?
x. Of girls I have kissed? : None.
x. Of drugs taken illegally?: If I did, I wouldn’t remember it because I probably OD’d on a dangerous mixture of alcohol, Ecstasy, and Crystal Meth…but since I don’t remember, I will just say no.
x. Of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life: My parents. It’s hard to trust my life to other people.
x. Of people I consider my enemies?: Up to 3. I won’t name names.
x. Of people from high school that I stayed in contact with?: Umm…like 10.
x. Of cd’s that I own?: A lot. Some bought, some burned.
x. Scars?: EMOTIONAL ONES! **sob** Kidding!
x. Of things in my past that I regret?: Lots of stuff. I wish I could have been a more pleasant person to those I knew. I wish I wasn’t so damn lazy as a child. I wish I did a sport or tried harder on the piano.
