March 31, 2003
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Oh dear. Life is sure biting me in the butt right now. I have an ITP midterm tomorrow morning and I realize now that the only way out is suicide.
I wish I was doing what I'm doing in my profile picture...pretending to be asleep and secretly giving the picture-taker shifty eyes while I finger my bowie knife underneath the blankets. *click* Ah! You've stolen my soul with your devil-flash-box! Die!!!
Last night I got a phone call at like 3 am. I was having a dream, I don't remember about what, but I do remember a ringing being integrated into it somehow. And then I ooze toward my phone and pick it up,
"Hello?"
No answer
"HELLO?"
Hard breathing.
More hard breathing.
*click*
I don't know why guys do that. I mean, is that supposed to scare me? Yeah, hearing you breath like you're yanking off is real scary. So scary I could vomit in pretend fear.
**--**IT'S PLENTY MOIST!**--**
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perverts and mid-terms, that's what college is all about. hope you didn't kill yourself.
You got a picture up!!! YAY!!!
Oh, and Uh....i have to tell you something....that person on the phone.... yeah...that was me... I'm sorry, I just wanted to take this heterosexual life partner deal all the way to homo...
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG
no, NO It's a joke!!! Oh dear....you hate me now...
-Tiff
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